The Ghoul Scouts' Schedule

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1 The Visitor Chelsea Broke the "Incest Free" streak right out of the gate, Chelsea is still sorry. religious; incest; southern gothic
2 Event Horizon Danielle A classic, and one of the few Sam Neill villain roles. sci-fi; gore; psychological
3 Scream (1996) Christina The first slasher to really poke fun at the horror genre, Scream is still a brutal film. It also spawned an incredible amount of sequels- and the majority of them are surprisingly good! slasher; 90s; meta
4 Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Chelsea They did indeed have a doozy of a day. comedy; Alan Tudyck; slasher
5 Nope Laura The most accurate title of any movie on this list. sci fi; the horse lives!
6 We Have Always Lived in the Castle Danielle Christina worried about this one as it's her favourite book; there was no need to worry. gothic horror; Shirley Jackson; book to film; CAvote: 8/10
7 The Manor Christina Official design for the Ghoul Scouts member tattoo! Blumhouse; druids; senior stars
8 Split/Second Chelsea Rutger Hauer?? Kim Cattrall?? Pete Postlethwaite?? Character names include Harley Stone and Dick Durkin! 90s-era apocalypse setting means somehow bondage gear comes into play as regular costumes! The pigeons!!!! futuristic; B movie; epic
9 Black Box Laura Super disappointing dad or possession? You decide. tw: domestic violence; futuristic; hi-tech; sci-fi horror; ghosts
10 Jug Face Danielle Another broken "Incest Free" streak.
barely a film; hillbilly horror; Appalachian horror; major incest; CAvote: 1/10 (1 point for "The Pit Wants What It Wants")
11 Absentia Christina An early Mike Flanagan film! Mike Flanagan; creature feature; CAvote: 8/10
12 Pet Chelsea We did not expect this to go the way it did. Ksenia Solo & Dominic Monoghan; unexpected ending; cages; CAvote: 7/10
13 Tales from the Dark Side Laura A classic so campy we should've made s'mores! 90s; B-movie; campy; anthology
14 The Gift Danielle Keanu Reeves plays the exact opposite of Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves, Katie Holmes, & Cate Blanchett; southern; psychic; murder mystery; tw: domestic violence; CAvote: 8/10
15 Pyewacket Christina This girl's got the metal scream! witchcraft; metal/punk; summoning; demons. CAvote: 8/10
16 Nekrotronic Chelsea Rangi is the forever bro. Maori character; sci-fi; necromancy
17 The Dressmaker Committee (Laura & Danielle skipped) Kate Winslet makes extraordinary dresses in a backwater town in Australia. People are rude (and generally awful). revenge plot; Liam Hemsworth & Kate Winslet; fashion; Australia; emotional damage; book to film; CAvote: 9/10
18 Chhorii Danielle Depicts cultural violence towards women & is a PSA about ending it cleverly disguised as a horror film.
ghosts; supernatural; Indian language; patriarchy; creepy field; PSA: cultural domestic violence; CAvote: 8/10
19 There's Something Wrong with the Children Christina I mean, the title says it all. creepy children; haunted ruins; camping; Blumhouse; CAvote: 4/10
20 A Knock at the Cabin Chelsea I have never disliked Rupert Grint before this movie, and am highly impressed. Dave Bautista is a gem as per usual; Jonathan Groff improves anything he appears in. M. Night Shyamalan; violence; CTvote: 9/10; CAvote: 9/10
21 The Voices Danielle Ryan Reynolds freakin nailed it- and voiced Mr Whiskers & Bosco to boot.
tw: animal neglect; comedy; Ryan Reynolds & Anna Kendrick; mental health; gore; CTvote: 7/10; CAvote: 8/10
22 Train to Busan Chelsea Christina was not there
zombies; Korean horror; emotional damage; CTvote: 9/10
23 Mama Christina (Chelsea and Christina switched weeks) tw: child endangerment; ghosts; twins; psychological; Guillermo del Toro; CTvote: 5/10; CAvote: 6/10
24 Evil Eye Danielle Kept us on the edge about breaking the "Incest Free" streak until the very end. tw: domestic violence; Indian language; reincarnation; CTvote: 6/10; CAvote: 6/10
25 Train to Busan Committee (Danielle skipped) First repeat film, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE zombies; Korean horror; emotional damage; CTvote: 9/10; CAvote: 10/10
26 Unhuman Christina   Bright colours, bad friendships, & sociopathic incels taking it way too far. zombies; human villains; incels; CTvote: 6/10; CAvote: 4/10
27 V/H/S Chelsea Terrible. Legitimately just the worst. Made Manos: The Hands of Fate look like The Thing. (Christina is sorry for forgetting 98% of this movie and vouching for it, and has dedicated her next turn to a classic palette cleanser.) tw: on-screen sa; anthology; violence; CTvote: 0/10; CAvote 0/10
28 Invasion of the Body Snatchers Committee (Danielle skipped) I mean with Donald Sutherland, Jeff Goldblum, and Leonard Nimoy, how could it go wrong?? Also I (Chelsea) firmly believe that Leonard Nimoy was human to the end, but just hates people. psychological; classic (1); creatures; CTvote: 9/10
29 Lavender Danielle Well this was on all of our lists, so we can't blame any one person for breaking the incest-free streak. It's on all of our heads. tw: off-screen csa; psychological; ghosts; CTvote: 2/10; CAvote: 1/10
30 The Inheritance Committee (Danielle skipped) It was terrible. Not a single part of this movie made sense. The directors should go to jail. tw: domestic violence; ghosts; Russian language; CTvote: 0/10
31 The Bat Christina Vincent Price! Colourised! One of the most suspenseful films we've had in awhile. After V/H/S, Christina gave her turn to a classic for a palette cleanser. suspense; classic (2); murder mystery; Vincent Price & Agnes Moorehead; bats
32 Shrooms Committee Chelsea picked V/H/S last time and gave up her next choice in penance. This was truly a movie picked solely for the badge. What a terrible film. (Hilariously terrible! - CA) drugs; suspense; twist ending
33 Midsommar Danielle The best movie to watch after a bad breakup. Very tense, amazing cinematography, would recommend.
Ari Aster; some graphic violence; weird but good; disturbing imagery; another for the mushrooms!; highly satisfying
34 Mara Christina Pretty creepy, extremely creaky. Love that Javier Botet makes Marfan's work for him.
Made my next bathing experience a terrifying one. Would recommend, but not if you have an issue with eye stuff.
sleep paralysis; demons; violent death; 33rd film!
35 The Ring Committee (Chelsea skipped) Gore Verbinski directed this and we were surprised. Gorgeous & artistic shots combined with fairly creepy imagery. American version of a Japanese onryo horror film. tw: child abuse/murder & animal endangerment/death; slow-burn; creepy faces; artistic direction
36 The Mandela Effect Chelsea Super interesting premise, but very short. Loved that they cited all their sources at the end of the credits. tw: child death; thought-provoking; sci-fi; interesting concept
37 The Night of the Living Dead (1968) Committee (Danielle skipped) Classic Romero zombie movie! Barbara's best line didn't even come from her. double tap II (3/5); classic horror; og zombies; tool-using zombies; black & white; what an ending
38 Coherence Danielle Extremely odd and hard to follow, high concept film. Hated nearly every character in the film. SO GOOD!
mind-bending; Schrödinger's cat; comet; quantuum mechanics; nightmarish
39 Shortcut Committee (Danielle skipped) Great start to the movie! Fae monster? Cool old bus? HORRIBLE REST OF MOVIE. Never show the monster that early. Why the Breakfast Club ending? Why would you reveal the monster's face so early? WHY DID IT DIE SO EASILY???? great start, terrible finish; fae horrors; British as hell; lunar eclipse; nonsense abounds
40 The Golem Christina A veritable cornucopia of historical inaccuracies surround a story about a demon child made of clay, ish. "That's not how any of this works" Jewish horror; evil kid
41 The Uninvited Committee (Chelsea skipped) Based on the Korean film "A Tale of Two Sisters". Well made, excellent movie! No complaints.
42 I Think We're Alone Now Chelsea Peter Dinklage lives the first half hour of the movie in our fantasy apocalypse life, the rest of it in a mindfuck. Excellent movie. I've never been afraid of Paul Giamatti before and it was awesome. apocalypse; mindfuck;
43 Oculus In-Person Ghoul Scouts Committee Choice! Karen Gillian tries to kill the Lasser Glass, body horror abounds albeit not egregiously. Very scary (to me, Chelsea, who is scared easily). "The Lasser Glass"; "The Gang's All Here!"
mirrors; body horror; Karen Gillian's American accent; mindfuck; Mike Flanagan!
44 The Isle Danielle Ghosty, witchy, we came up with many new deoderant scents (this is a recommendation). Cryptid: Sirens
the men must die; siren song; ghost story
45 The Dark Committee (Danielle skipped) Very cool concept, fell down in the execution, one scene dealt egregious emotional damage, and the ending left us very upset. double tap II (4/5); monster perspective; zombies but in a weird way; misophonia trigger in the beginning; on-screen csa
46 The Conference Christina Amazing. I was rooting for almost everyone to die and almost all of them did. Four final girls and one of them was a man. Happy Birthday, Hither; The Real Villain was Capitalism dubbed film; swedish film
47 Dead and Buried Chelsea Quite enjoyable, even if it really did read like a Twilight Zone episode that went on too long. Twists I wasn't expecting, and some I did. Grandpa Joe was sus in Willy Wonka and he was sus here. Early Robert Englund! zombies; the 80s were a different time
48 Bodies Bodies Bodies Danielle The "internet culture" version of "The Conference". I celebrated the death of every single character. The twist ending was top fucking drawer. Best/Worst Ending
rich people don't make sense; the real villain was in more Scooby-doo masks than we could even name
49 The Autopsy of Jane Doe Special Emergency Meeting Highly unique (yet still classically executed) horror movie, very scary. How did the actress stay so still, and corpse-like?! Limited location & actors still gave this creepy movie all of the bad vibes. Picked by Christina (thank you Ghouls). We finally scared Danielle. F*cking Finally
actually frightening; an actress was the corpse; here there be witches
50 He Never Died Christina Henry Rollins! Cain is a deadpan immortal with an addict's taste for human meat. He has a daughter. That... is about all I can tell about the plot of this movie. It was less of a story than it was a neatly cut out slice of life. Still hilarious though! gratuitous violence; Henry Rollins; deadpan delivery
51 The Wailing Chelsea I really, really wanted to like this, but in the end I was left with more answers than questions and the impression that it was about 45 minutes too long. The Ninja Cat with Rocks Girl scene was the best part. Final Girl (Watch over 50 movies) Double Tap III progress: 6/8; Korean language; tw: the dog dies, casual racism, on-screen vomiting (like a lot of vomit), implied rape, and emotional damage; oni demon; slow-burn apocalypse; odd zombies
52 Ouija: Origin of Evil Special Anniversary Committee Choice! A Mike Flanagan film, and a prequel. They get a Ouija board that comes with three rules, and proceed to immediately break every single one of them - often. Quite frightening. The Call is Coming from Inside the Doris (Lesson Learned: Manners cost you nothing, and impoliteness can cost you everything) Mike Flanagan; prequel; jump scares; good portrayal of single mom
53 Marrowbone Danielle EMOTIONAL. DAMAGE. Anya Taylor Joy meets a really sweet boy with a really sweet family that includes Mia Goth and Charlie Heaton. Things just get worse. Got a Bullet With Your F*ckin' Name On It; F*cking Finally II: Danielle Got Jump-Scared 20th Century period drama; emotional damage; bittersweet
54 X Christina At last! We finally watched it! It was SO CAMPY AND GOREY. The worst guy died first! He was just like Hither's ex, it was cathartic. At any rate, people boned, Old Lady Mia Goth knows no boundaries, old people boned, and then almost everyone died. tw: graphic & unnecessary old people sex, and like... just lots of sex? if you don't like that, don't watch this
55 Leave the World Behind Chelsea The cast was STACKED AF. Julia Roberts, babe, thank god your character got over her moment of Being a F***ing Racist. Such a wild ride. Watch the paintings. Professor Daddy; The Real Enemy was the Deer We Met Along the Way tw: gross teenage shit & some racist ass remarks; weird end of the world; Kevin fucking Bacon
56 Pearl Danielle Well, that explains some shit from X- I guess the hubs has Stockholm Syndrome? Mia Goth killed it/everyone else too; the gator egg did not deserve that
57 Das Privileg (The Privilege) Christina Cordyceps has evolved, and the rich really do get whatever they want. TAKE THIS BITCHES: The Lena Has Spoken Fungi really weren't fun guys
58 Totally Killer Chelsea Everyone had this one on their list, and it did not disappoint! Funny slasher where we all got to see the difference between Gen Z and us. Kiernan Shipka will one day learn not to long-pause before a name/title... but it is not this day. Parody of Yourself: All Scouts Were Late Because We Forgot/Got Distracted 80s vs 2020s; who needs safety standards?; pre-9/11 was a vastly different time
59 The Ritual Danielle The only person who didn't die is the one person we were rooting to die the entire time. Very cool monster design, until the camera looked head-on at the face for too long. Women would have never found themselves in this situation. Bye Philssandra
60 Tarot Christina The lessons here are: people should listen better, and don't touch other people's stuff.
61 Things Heard and Seen Chelsea tw: eating disorder, domestic violence, gaslighting
62 It Follows Danielle
63 Killer Book Club Christina
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